Congratulations. You’ve entered your midlife villain era, and this is the shirt for it. Whether you’re breaking generational curses, canning pickles in chaos, or starting your fifth career with a half-burned vision board, this is your uniform.
Printed on a ridiculously comfortable charcoal tee with bold typography that tells the truth before you even open your mouth.
- Soft AF 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed women’s fit with room to breathe and misbehave
- Cream text on deep gray
- Made for power tools, tantrums, and reinvention
Tagline: Silver Beaver Originals (but no actual beaver on the shirt, calm down)
Sizing tip: Runs true to your “I don’t suffer fools or tight sleeves” size.
Care: Wash cold, inside out, because you’re smarter than the shirt.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
